How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to understand math.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!