the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!