The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The Power to die at will

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!