The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!