The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to have a small penis

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!