The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to fail at life

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!