The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!