The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to die

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to spelle caretly

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Death at will

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!