To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!