Nipple Radar.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to die on command

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Liam Brudenell

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The power spite flower

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!