The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to make elton john gay

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to die on command

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power life like a hermit.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!