The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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Balls.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!