To call me maybe

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go part way through walls

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hey

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!