The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!