The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to always hug people

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to die

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!