The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to get AIDS.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!