The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!