The power to resist trolling.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Aweonao

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!