The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!