Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to die at will.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!