The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!