The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!