The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to see through water

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!