The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to hate nature

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!