Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to shrink your penis.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Dejavu

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!