The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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power to fly...backwards.

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to fart flames

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!