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The power to only see glass.
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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss
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the power to jump high but u have no legs
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the power to see through glass
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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time
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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.
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The power to have a super power,
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The power to fly, but only when on the ground
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the power to fart terrible gas
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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...
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The power to get rid of feminism
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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!
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The power to jerk off with no hands.
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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.
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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..
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The power to read this text unless you can see it.
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The ability to always be fashionable late
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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!
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The power to make lie the ultimate truth
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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer
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The power to run if you have no legs
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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!
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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.
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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!