The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to sweat caramel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!