The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!