The power to poke

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!