The power to get foot-boners

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Batman

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!