the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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power to breathe

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to float without gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!