The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the power to glow in the light

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to live through torture.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!