The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to change to justin biber

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!