The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to shit on command.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!