The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to science.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to create another human

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!