The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to understand math.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!