the power to make body fat go away

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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Melting

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!