The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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the power to die if you think

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to die but once

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!