The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to have bad luck!

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to understand irony.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be your self

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!