The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to fly....underwater

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!