The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!