The power to understand irony.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to be your self

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!