The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to pee ants.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!