The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!