The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!