The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to Google "Google".

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!