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The power to see in to the future of one second
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Th pwr t frgt vwls.
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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.
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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian
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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.
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The power of your girlfriend's will
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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go
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The power to give vegetables immortality.
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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.
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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)
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The power to make someone think about frogs
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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago
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The powr too not bee abal too tipe
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thee power to not eat but still starve
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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.
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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.
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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire
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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.
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The power to know what Erika is!
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the ability to see into the past
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Being Aquaman
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the power to glow in the dark only during the day
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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid
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Night vision that only works during the day
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!