The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to create a meme

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!