to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to have bad luck!

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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Steel kidneys

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Poop

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!