the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Imortality.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to die in one second

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!