The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!