The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to look into cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to understand math.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The power of not having to fill out chapchas

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

thumb_up thumb_down -2

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to go blind at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Asexual reproduction.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

the power to kill yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -34

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

the power to fall asleep while being awake

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!