The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!