The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to remove the power within.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to think.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power of exact change

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!