The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!