The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

The power to turn wine into water

The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

The power to drown on land.

the power to speak only in binary

the power to pee standing up when your a woman

The power to be half invisible

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!