The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Facebook.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!