The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!