The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!